If the signs were mythological creatures:
  • Aries:Werewolf
  • Taurus:Hell hound
  • Gemini:Doppelgänger
  • Cancer:Banshee
  • Leo:Fairy
  • Virgo:Angel
  • Libra:Nymph
  • Scorpio:Siren
  • Sagittarius:Ghost
  • Capricorn:Mermaid
  • Aquarius:Meme
  • Pisces:Shapeshifter


"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby


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I have a crush on you because you seem smart and articulate and your beliefs mixed with your sexuality is really impressive oh and of course you're hella cute
Anonymous

Awe! I don’t even know how to respond to this. Thank you!!!


areyouwearinganypants:

I would let Chris Evans grab my left boob


You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

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MY KITTY WAS CUDDLING WITH ME!!!



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July 27th.

I got Mila’s baptism present today. It’s on two weeks. I’m super excited to be her God mother.

July 27th.

I got Mila’s baptism present today. It’s on two weeks. I’m super excited to be her God mother.