If the signs were mythological creatures:
"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby
I have a crush on you because you seem smart and articulate and your beliefs mixed with your sexuality is really impressive oh and of course you're hella cute
Awe! I don’t even know how to respond to this. Thank you!!!
I would let Chris Evans grab my left boob
You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.
MY KITTY WAS CUDDLING WITH ME!!!
I got Mila’s baptism present today. It’s on two weeks. I’m super excited to be her God mother.